[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: oh chris that jacki schechner is just a teasy little news maker. >> i know. >> stephanie: right. she sent me this tidbit first thing in the morning. >> yeah, i went to click on a link on twitter and i was devastated. >> stephanie: we are addicted to this thing now. all right. and we have to do jacki's health care corner about the exchanges -- >> and stuff. >> stephanie: yeah. >> sure.

>> stephanie: in the meantime -- well, for me it will be killing time for her it will be doing the news. >> oh. >> that's not very nice to jacki. >> yeah tell everyone to go get a snack. >> stephanie: go get a snack. and then there will be really good gossip. here she is jacki schechner. >> i'm mad at you now. good morning. president obama is cambodia today attending summit meetings but his attention is divided as violence continuing to rage in the middle east. the president has been working the phones and speaking with israel prime minister and egyptian president. hilary clinton had been traveling with the president, but now she is on her way to the

region. she will meet with netenyahu in jerusalem. more than 100 palestinians and 7 israels are dead. the president warns against escalating the conflict by sending in ground troops. both seem to be open to egyptian lead negotiations. hamas wants to stop all attacks, israel says hamas has to stop firing on israeli southern cities, and put an end to weapon smuggling. we're hearing that the egyptian president expects israel

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[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: we are just in a gossip frenzy already this morning. what is going on in tv bopper land. >> taylor swift dating someone from one direction. >> she and connor kennedy --

>> stephanie: be-o ch. that made me so upset i almost threw up on justin bieber. [♪ circus music ♪] >> there is news there too. he and salina gomez went out to dinner, but then she stormed out, but they were seen holding hands at the american music awards. >> stephanie: what? [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: we are adults without children. i was paying attention the killer thing about the gaza you know, whatever thing was happening over there -- >> oh, come on. that's awful stephanie. >> i am not speaking to you. >> stephanie: yes, you are. >> which is going to make your little radio segment awkward. but i am not speaking to you. >> stephanie: smoochy the news

minks talk to me. >> chris tell her to apologize. >> stephanie: i apologize. >> i accept your apology. >> stephanie: i was just trying to make a point about how incredibly widely knowledgeable jacki schechner is -- >> by saying don't tune into her. >> stephanie: you knew all of the justin bieber stuff didn't you? >> just because i'm diverse. >> stephanie: and you know how to pronounce the other place that burma is. >> myanmar. >> stephanie: yeah. >> everybody knows that stephanie >> stephanie: oh, shut up. now the it willest paula

broadwell news. >> the "new york daily news" is reporting that the emails that paula went to tampa social light joe kelly -- [ laughter ] >> stephanie: is that what the kids are calling it. >> were threatening, that they threatened to quote make them go away. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> go away? >> yes. but i think it's fascinating that apparently kelly read the emails to a friend and the friend said they were scary, this wasn't just a cat fight. the broodwells are clearly unstable -- >> stephanie: yeah, she was scared for her life. so jill kelly has hired glory

al -- >> oh really? >> stephanie: yeah all of that attorney privilege she probably would have clammed up on us anyway. there was a lot of booze there. >> booze and dope apparently. >> yeah. >> say it ain't so. >> the best thing to come out of this little pot scenario was when steph mentioned this to me and said maybe i'm high. and i'm like no you can't just have it and be high. >> stephanie: you can't get a contact high. >> no, not just by having it there. >> stephanie: oh, boy. so this is very interesting. because there was one other thing that jill kelly referred to pallially broodwell as this criminal. that they were bothering me and

why are they picking on me instead of this criminal. so that was probably what she was referring to right? >> maybe the email language was making her criminal in some way? >> stephanie: yeah. >> it's just curious to me who these women are and -- don't woe have better things to do? aren't we at war? >> stephanie: they all sound inseparatable. and then this, petraeus was a flirt with both men and women in the media to get favorable press

coverage. >> huh. >> stephanie: he was a flirt with both the men and women -- >> abulient -- >> stephanie: yeah you can't either. i like my general's bubbly. she described him as bubbly. >> we're not talking anderson cooper, right? >> stephanie: no jim. as well as his super human warrior image. director of a media charm campaign in washington is what the reporter called it. and she said it is intoxicating for journalists, it's a thrill traveling with a four-star general, and she said at one point it did sort of pop through

my head, boy, don't you have a war to run here? >> he thought very highly of himself. >> stephanie: apparently. she said i can see how intoxicating it would be. he was a total flirt with both men and women, people respond to it. >> but would the male reporters call it flirty? >> stephanie: no. >> friendly maybe. >> friendly, yeah. >> stephanie: jacki it also is noted that classified information is used as a pickup line in washington. >> really? >> no, the pickup line is i work for so and so. that is the classic pickup line in washington. >> and if you have seen veep you have seen all of that. >> it's not about your own

marriage. it's all about who you work for. which obviously has been incredibly successful because i'm still single. >> stephanie: we love you. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and then they asked for more specifics, and she said i don't know. >> there is lots of inside scoop and gossip. i think people in d.c. from my experience take security clearance very seriously. people aren't loose lipped with anything that requires any sort of classification. >> stephanie: yeah hey, want to know what our troop movements are? [ laughter ] >> nothing gets a girl hotter than that. >> of course fawn hall had

classified documents in her underwear. >> stephanie: yeah paula, she said she didn't get them from him -- >> she has clearance to get classified information, so that's not entirely unheard of but you are not supposed to keep it on your home computer. >> use it as wrapping paper for the holidays. >> stephanie: yes. >> like wrapping presents in the sunday funnies like my grandmother used to do. >> oh, look the nuclear launch patterns. [ laughter ] >> thanks grandma. >> and i got a sweater. >> stephanie: oh there is $5 in this cardigan and an f-16. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. so jacki schechner, health care

geek put on your pointy health care geek hat now. >> if i can stop giggling. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: inviting federal takeover. that belongs in the isn't it ironic file doesn't it? they will not build the -- bobby jindal, scott walker, rick perry, the governor of oklahoma -- >> yeah, somebody sent me an article last week, and it is actually a good gamble for them, because they have procrastinated so much now that it will be hard to get everything up and running by the beginning of january 2014, so they have to scramble, and they were

procrastinating because they didn't think the president would win a second term. >> stephanie: because they were listening to orca. >> right. so the idea is turn it over to the federal government but it's actually strategically smart on their part because if it is a success, they are continue with it and take it over if it's a failure they can blame it on the federal government. >> stephanie: yeah the obama administration obviously had wanted them to build them, right, so they would have an incentive to make them work, but this way they can scapegoat in case things go wrong. again, didn't we used to try to govern this country in a way that was good for everybody? it's all still politics even after the election.

>> also there's a lot riding on the success or failures of the exchanges for these insurance companies, and they dump a lot of money into congress. >> stephanie: right. the more it complicated the task of the federal government. they can do it themselves have the federal government do it or have a partnership. >> right. it's like a one stop shop and now it will be a lot more complicated than that on the back end, but that's the idea of what we're building. the back end is going to be complicated and that's where the federal government has a lot to do now. >> stephanie: the governor of oklahoma says it does not help

the taxpayers to fund a program that would ultimately be under the control of the federal government. >> it is ultimately under the control of the state. >> stephanie: exactly. >> that makes no sense. >> right. they just argue on a made-up ideology. there is no grounding in fact in any of this. it's like the restaurant owners who want to charge a surcharge because of the health care reform law that has only been partially implemented. i really wish they would stop for a minute, and stop playing politics and start thinking about the practicality of the policies, and really the states that need this the most that are the most aggressive against it. >> stephanie: that is what kills me. we have had heart-breaking calls

from people who are in tears. and in this article i'm looking at it says the same thing. it's a desire to protect themselves politically. nowhere in that sentence is there anything about the people who live in their state. >> i would like to now how many of the conservatives that oppose it have actually read it or understand what it is going to do. because i have spent years listening to the tragedies, and it comes from people period and the insurance companies don't discriminate with your political affiliation. >> stephanie: right. jacki schechner, fantastic. [ applause ] >> this sounds a lot like you are kissing butt now. >> stephanie: i love you see you at the top of the hour.

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hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. charlie pierce coming up in just a few minutes. theresa in florida on marco -- >> rubio. >> stephanie: thank you. go ahead. >> caller: speaking of marco rubio, i think the republicans are going to be really pushing him, so i hope america stays awake, because they are all going to lie just to get in there, so they can change things back to where they were. and because i'm a straight woman, these religious fanatics keep coming at me and i say remember jesus was never married, he had long hair wore a dress, and hung out with 12 guys. >> stephanie: there you go. she went all john fugelsang on us.

>> i know. >> stephanie: ike in charleston. go ahead. >> caller: i do know down here it is very difficult to tame your asper. on the wal-mart front and hostess front, last year hostess made $2.5 billion, but they can't seem to pay their workers and neither can wal-mart. and for all of those uber rich out there, you have all of this money to try to steal an election, why can't you help the poor people? what are you doing with your money? >> stephanie: yeah -- what was i going to say? i don't know. you know what i'm just going to take a vacation early. [ applause ] >> stephanie: marshall in ann

arbor, hi, marshall. >> caller: short-term memory. >> stephanie: i know. >> caller: my point is aca is going to work steph. people are going to see it. the states that suseed they are going to kick out their a leaders. >> stephanie: yeah. it's like okay, you consider that a gift that a kid can stay on their parents' insurance in 26, okay. it seems like good policy to me. sheila in colorado. hi, sheila. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hi, go ahead. >> caller: what i wanted to talk about was the obamacare.

>> stephanie: yes. >> caller: and these states that refuse to set up or expand medicaid because the supreme court said that was an option -- >> stephanie: right. >> caller: i think it would be a great idea for obama to just extent additional subsidies for those persons in those states that would have normally qualified under the expansion, because they should not have to suffer for their stupid governors and just drive the point home in the 2014 who expanded their subsidies, so that they could get health insurance. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: because i'm a disabled person, and i worked and qualified for medicare under the ssdi plus i paid for a

long-term disability plan for myself, but if i didn't also qualify for medicaid i would be paying an extra $600 a month, and i would die because part of that is for oxygen. if i couldn't pay my oxygen bill i would be dead. i was terrified of mitt romney. >> stephanie: yeah i hear you. now it just came back in my head -- >> with 30 seconds to go. >> stephanie: yeah it's the way these republican governors are running their states. it's like hostess, it's vulture capitalism. all of the ceos got paid and now they are going out of business and blaming the unions. >> exactly. >> stephanie: we'll be right back with charlie pierce on the

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>> stephanie: hi charlie pierce. >> can we talk some more about some much pot stephanie smokes. >> stephanie: i have never smoked pot somebody gave me like a box of pot. >> willie nelson probably sent it. >> stephanie: he did not. >> [ inaudible ] once made the mistake of having his dope sent to him by federal express. >> stephanie: really? oh dear. you write how are you and science getting along these days, and we talked about him saying saw -- >> age of the earth? how the hell do i know? i'm a senator from florida.

[ laughter ] >> stephanie: i just love your synopsis, you say the deep -- occasionally publicly sensible on one issue, most of the young phenoms are either bat [ censor bleep ] crazy or have tiny birds flitting around their heads. he is on the science committee, charlie. >> he is. he will sit there and deliver both sides of the argument. one is all of the scientific evidence in the world, and the other is stuff he learned in sunday school. >> stephanie: yeah. they are in such disarray. they you have the bill o'reillies and rush limbaugh and then people trying to -- jindal and rubio trying to

make more sensible noises, but where is this party going? >> i have no idea. the problem republicans have is they have this incredible tangle of -- of self negating orthodoxies. so maybe you make little inroads in -- you know, in the hispanic community, but meanwhile you have a gender gap the size of the [ inaudible ] and the gay people -- by the way gay people had a better night than president obama did. >> stephanie: yeah. >> so you are still on the wrong side of that one, and there are so many independent centers of power within the conservative movement who don't have to listen -- david frum is making all of the right gobbling noises about what needs to be done. rush limbaugh doesn't have to listen to david frum.

all of these guys are -- the christian coalition, ralph reid doesn't have to listen to david frum. so there's no like jim baker who can come in there and kick everybody's ass and say it is time to get with it and stop talking about god's blessing of rape and how old the earth is. >> stephanie: right. i just read a piece on that. it was one of the main stream media story lines that drove us crazy. gay people aren't going to turn out? and sure enough like you just said, they were actually saying that the gay turnout was extraordinary. >> and you had marriage equality winning at the polls, tammy baldwin in wisconsin, and all of the voter suppression really

engaged people. they only got angrier and more determined while they waited in line. they were arranging for people -- if they had to do something at like 3:00 they were arranging for people to come stand in their place and then come back and get in line. >> stephanie: that's awesome. >> they should haven't to do that, but all of this stuff backfired. >> stephanie: yeah, by the way governor scott is doing an investigation into what could possibly have happened in florida that would have lead to that kind of thing. >> i'm sure he is and he'll discover that the problem is too many people want to vote and we'll have to cut them down. >> stephanie: right. the -- you said mitt romney and

ryan rowland-smith can't seem to shut up. and you say this was a code everybody cracked at approximately the 43rd minute of the first shaft movie in 1941. >> yeah, i think you are seeing this. while everybody wants mitt romney to go away paul ryan still has a constituency even though he was a pathetic national candidate. >> stephanie: he brought nothing to the ticket whatsoever and could deliver neither his home state nor his hometown. and sarah palin was boss tweed compared to paul ryan. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: and you say in a campaign that just ended paul ryan was exposed as a thorough going lightweight, to borrow an

old phrase ryan couldn't lead a whore to bed. and you are right. this is the kind of thing that drives you crazy too. >> yeah if you don't want to listen to me, listen to krugman, because between the two of us paul krugman and i have won a nobel prize. >> stephanie: exactly. you said his ideas fell all around him as the country demonstrated they didn't believe a word he was say. ryan looked like someone groping madly from the bottom of the pool with the tips of his toes. [ laughter ] >> the whole country got a look at this guy. >> stephanie: yeah. >> you know? and what they saw was a very

ambitious conservative paul. and i don't think he came out of the campaign very likable, to be honest with you. >> stephanie: yeah. and the comments afterwards they both seemed so whiny and sore losery. >> the one thing i find unique is i have never seen a campaign that was so absolutely sure it was going to win, and so absolutely god smacked when it didn't. which leads me to believe jim ward -- >> yes, i have been saying we have to hack it back. >> stephanie: but charlie the other thing you bring up is it didn't even come down to just ohio this time. >> no. >> stephanie: and you are

absolutely right, gay people minorities, women -- >> i was just going to say, people where lady bits were in an uproar. >> stephanie: my lady pits -- >> lady pits? >> you were inches away from not being able to get pot presents anymore. >> stephanie: oh charlie pierce. >> we play your lady pits at the -- >> stephanie: i said bits. all right. terry in tennessee, good morning. >> caller: good morning. i just wanted to comment on the fact when you said about people really believing in what the right-wing has to say. here in tennessee they really do take it to heart. we have a republican governor

who owns a large oil company here, and they even preach it from the pulpit on sundays. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: and they get the most federal money. agriculture, infrastructure and they are crying the blues here and sometimes they get a little wild about it. >> they are getting a lot of free stuff. >> stephanie: thank you santy. good morning. >> caller: good morning. you covered almost everything i wanted to talk about, but i live in florida and our governor has turned down -- to build the speed train, and turned down the medicaid turned down the exchange and same with jindal and the guy up in florida, and it's all of these republican governors, they say they want to

create jobs and that's the last thing they want to do. >> stephanie: yeah. and by the way those are some jobs. building infrastructure. >> caller: yeah. >> stephanie: off to the fiscal cliff, we'll talk about that next on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: highbrow lowbrow, unibrow. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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headline is bimbo may save the twinkie. it's the world's largest bread maker in the world. other companies have shown interest but bimbo has the inside tract. it's also known as the tampa social light. >> kardashian. >> stephanie: but it could take jobs south of the border. they are going to have to pass immigration laws south of the border to keep americans from gets over the border. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: i have a sleep. let's go to james in st. louis. >> caller: good morning, lady

miller. how are you this morning. >> stephanie: good morning, sir. >> caller: i have to elaborate on how disrespectful the democratic party has been -- >> stephanie: republican or democratic? >> republican. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: when i listen to mitch mcconnell, and prebus i haven't even heard of him since obama won the election. >> stephanie: yes. although he is apparently going to run again based on his marvellous track record -- [♪ magic wand ♪] >> the spanish translation of

hostess sounds a little bit like i have a fat. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: is everybody just making sounds like they are getting more reasonable. the headline the opposition to new taxes same as it ever was -- >> same as it ever was. >> stephanie: having won and lost on their central tax stance republicans softening their tone on the issue. voters said for purposes of [ inaudible ] -- under the right conditions. oh, right. [ mumbling ] >> stephanie: you enact mitt romney's plan. those are the right conditions.

republicans are willing to raise taxes only by lowering loopholes -- it defeats the whole purpose, really -- >> uh-huh. and again, the bush tax cuts were meant to expire two years ago. >> stephanie: yes. grover norquist is reiterating that a net tax increase would violate his anti-tax pact. revenue neutrality defeats the purpose of -- >> oh, god. >> stephanie: so changing -- >> mutiny? i better get some rum! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yes, get some brown liquor. >> yeah that always helps. >> stephanie: people are saying

it should not be misinterpreted as some new found openness. they are making sounds of compromise, but nancy pelosi -- >> speaker boehner and mitch mcconnell, and senator reid and i would all agree, we have to have something that will pass both houses that the president will sign. >> since mitch mcconnell's soul goal was to deny president obama a second term, and he failed i think he needs to resign now. >> that makes him a failure. >> stephanie: uh-huh. senator durbin. >> $250,000 for income is a reasonable number. those 2% or 1% of the highest wage earners in america who are doing well, should pay a little bit more. >> i won't pay it! that is taxing the job creators.

>> stephanie: senator mitch mcconnell. >> i believe we're in the dpe limb ma we're in not because we taxed too little, but spent too much. >> oh, come on. >> stephanie: yeah, you failed at your number one -- you only had one plan and you failed at that. >> if we're spending too much let's cut the military. >> stephanie: bobby jindal. >> we're the party that wants growth. pro-growth policies. >> they do nothing but protect the rich. what is he talking about? >> he is lying. >> stephanie: and governor scott walker. >> we need to get the economy going and get people back to work, and that disproportionately affects the middle class right now, and i think it is a bad sign about

what is happening in washington. >> he is totally the third koch brother. >> stephanie: he need to fire a bunch more teachers. >> sure. >> stephanie: let's go to craig in minnesota. go ahead. >> caller: well, this whole thing with the republicans is just starting. they are a wild animal backed in a corner, and they are not going to budge on their values and they are digging in now. this is the start of the fight, not the end of the fight. they don't want to budge on gay marriage, on abortion, on taxes, and they are not going to. >> stephanie: oh, yeah. we'll see. we are inching toward the cliff. fifty-eight minutes after the hour. right back with representative tim ryan next on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello, hour number 3 representative tim ryan coming up. jacki schechner i'm an idea person as you know. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: and since news is just effortlessly easy for you, i think since the right-wing -- ♪ show me love ♪ >> this is the last time i ask you for anything. >> stephanie: is she going clubbing in south beach. >> totally. she's on the vip list for a couple of places. getting to the front of the line.

>> stephanie: going partying with diddy and biddy. >> of course, it's a tuesday for her. [ laughing. >> stephanie: all right, now here is her lovely news daughter, jacki schechner. see, i'm looking down because jackie speier is coming up in a not now. >> she's going clubbing and i'm good morning, everybody. the scau and the naa are working together on a new ad campaign, telling lawmakers in congress to support more taxes and not more cuts when it comes to negotiations ] >> how do we move our country forward and reduce the deficit? by creating jobs and growing the economy. >> the labor unions together with sending about $300,000 on the adds, and asking people to call their senator. the radio ads they are making are going after republicans in the house. the concern, though is mostly with democrats who might

over -- compromise. harry reid needs 60 votes to extent the bush tax cuts for the middle class. we are going to have to go through a tax increase on top earners, because closing loopholes just isn't enough. that's what house republicans want to do. and "politico" points out according to the joint committee on taxation even if we get rid of the top perks we wouldn't even come close to deal with the trillions we need at the moment. and we're talking about when you get to contribute tax free to your 401k "politico" has a good article laying out the top ten, and why it thinks they are likely to survive the upcoming

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[ ♪ theme music ♪ ] >> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's the "stephanie miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine, woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. six minutes after the hour 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. happy thanksgiving week, everybody. >> yeah. >> stephanie: representative tim ryan of the great state of ohio joining us now. good morning, representative. >> good morning, how are you? >> stephanie: i'm good. we have been having a whole

discussion about the fiscal cliff again. i was reading an article that said republicans are trying to make noises like they are willing to compromise and softening their stance but are they really? because i'm not hearing any different policy specifics, are you? >> i'm not. other than the language being a little bit more conciliatory. i'm here in ohio so i'm not at the table with the leadership but the rhetoric sounds decent, but this is what they do. they try to kick the can down the road slow the game down, pass the ball around and their goal would be to wait until obama would lose some momentum after the election, and i think it's important for us to act now and use this momentum we have and the january 1st date with the tax increase to our

advantage. you don't always have the advantage, and i think we have the strongest hand we are ever going to have moving forward, so we better use it now. >> stephanie: in some ways it's like the election never happened. literally to have people proposing what was essentially mitt romney's plan is a little stunning to me. this election as the president said, largely was about math. and the math doesn't work. right? >> right. and i thought he was extremely clear in his press conference before he left to go oversees when he said this isn't about some phony math about manipulating calculations through the budget and i think he was pretty clear on that and that gave me a lot of confidence that he is going to hold their feet to the fire and i think through the negotiations

happening now, the staff as well is holding their feet to the fire. >> stephanie: how do you see this playing out, representative? are we going to get another of these short-term fixes that are not, again, a long-term solution to all of this? >> i think that's a possibility. the republicans would rather say okay. let's get in the next year, the narrative changes. we all go through the holidays and forget about what is going on. here we go. and just continue to do these two-month at a time resolutions. the president learned from what happened a few years ago. and no one is going to blame the president of the united states. on the ground sit going to be the republican extremist who get

the blame for this. >> stephanie: yeah, i agree with you. and this is going to be the question, is are they going to do something because it will be too political damaging. look at what happened last time they took us to the brink, and we got downgraded. is that -- i hate to imply that they won't do the right thing just for the sake of doing the right thing, but they won't, right? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: is that going to happen, do you think? >> it's hard to tell. my little italian grandmother had a word that means you are being a hard head and when i think of the republicans i think they are being cubadose now, and how hardheaded are they going to be. they probably would have lost the house of representatives as well if they didn't just finish

redistricting. so there's a real -- you listen to scarborough and these guys and they are like we have got to get it straight. it's really funny to watch. and the reality is will they recognize and change now or -- but if they don't -- obama has got to do what clinton did to gingrich. you have to spank them. when you spank them, then they come around. >> stephanie: yeah, i agree with you. you are probably referring to comprehensive immigration reform, and i thought once again if they won't do i because it is the right thing to do some of them are stupid enough to say, oh, it's so we can get the latino vote back, but i think this is a real opportunity to get this done, right? >> yeah, absolutely. this is about moving the ball forward and figuring out how to advance the progressive cause, so advance the agenda to bring

more justice reduce suffering and all of the things i think we believe in as democrats, and you can learn from the movie "lincoln" that is being highlighted now. this is the political process. these are a bunch of human beings, flip flopping all over the place, constantly moving positions. how do you use whatever situation you are currently in to move the ball down the field. a lot of people were saying single payer, but we couldn't get one -- we couldn't get a public option, but we got everybody health care, and now we build from there. and i would love to see this situation be exploited not in the negative sense but taken advantage of to bring fairness back to the tax code. at some point we are going to have growth and an expanding economy. the question is when that happens are we going to lift

everybody up with us or will it be the same of what just happened in the last ten years. >> stephanie: we were just talking about several republican governors refusing to enact these changes, which means the federal government has to do it which they were screaming about in the first place. but, again the election is over. at what point is this just a political tantrum on some people's part? >> well, the risk they run -- and governor kasick is doing that in ohio too and then they will have the feds come in and run the exchange which is fine, because they don't want to do it, but the risk they run, steph, is they are going to look even more extreme and they are not going to get the message from the election. i see some of these guys that got elected in places like oklahoma, deep south, red

district, and they say there was no mandate for balance in my congressional race, and you are scratching your head going dude i hate to break it to you, but it's not all about you, and you watch the senate win seats they should have no shot at winning, so that's the risk they run. they run the risk of further alienating themselves. >> stephanie: representative you bought up redistricting, when can that be undone? >> it's done by the state and so it's got -- i think it is going to have to be a long-term sustained grassroots effort. we had something on the ballot that was very similar to what california did, but it was a presidential year, sherrod brown

was up and now the big race this year, and money was being allocated towards other priorities, but you have to do it at the a state level, and it probably needs to be on an off-year election and we're going to have to rely on our allies in labor as to why this would be better. when we passed health care a couple of years ago, we had five or six additional members in the ohio delegation and we lost them all. so -- >> stephanie: and that's the bad news, and yet the good news is despite citizens united and in spite of all of these republican voter suppression efforts, it all backfired, right? >> yeah. and you look at all of the money obama had to spend. fortunately they were a lot smarter, and it is heartening

though. we knocked on doors. my staff volunteers their time. i was walking around for the whole week leading up to the election, and there is nothing more beautiful than when you knock on 50 or 100 doors a day, and think there are thousands of people in ohio doing the same exact thing, and god i hope it works, and you go home, and go to watch the returns, and doggone it, it worked. >> stephanie: ohio goes blue and you watch the sad faces on fox news. [ laughter ] >> hey if it was just sad faces, it wouldn't be news. they were like dead fish flipping on the beach, gasping for their last breath. >> stephanie: you are officially having too much fun.

have a great one, and we'll talk to you soon. >> best to you and all of your families. >> stephanie: thank you. >> karl rove is starting to smell like a dead fish. >> stephanie: can i have my [ inaudible ] music, please. people need some clarification. steph i have never purchased or eaten sauerkraut before, this is the right stuff? it is in a jar. >> it is better in glass. >> stephanie: yeah, that's it ellie. >> all right. >> stephanie: i'm making it as a thanksgiving side dish i'm going under the assumption there is some polish tradition in dish. yes. yes. [ applause ] >> stephanie: how did she spell those words? >> stephanie: i don't know.

and one more time. you saute mushrooms and onions in a little bit of bacon fat -- boil the sauerkraut like 20 minutes, and put a little water in and then put the sauerkraut in the frying pan thing -- >> sounds like the worst thing ever. >> stephanie: and saute it and add a little salt and pepper and dill -- >> fresh dill. >> stephanie: no, out of the jar. >> if it doesn't come out of a can or a box it's not food. >> yeah, miss shake and bake. >> stephanie: i'm thankful i only have one more day to work

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moment -- >> thanks tee-bone. >> stephanie: thank you, tee-bone. zonks, did you see the picture of mitt romney pumping gas. what happened to the campaign hair? it looks like he has been hitting the chocolate milk. a little paunchy. >> that's right. >> stephanie: dad, you smell like a dairy. >> yeah. from "saturday night live." >> can i borrow $30 billion. >> stephanie: and speaking of -- [ applause ] >> stephanie: allen west has finally conceded. >> it's about freaking time. >> he was always conceded. >> stephanie: see what you did there. he, he, he. >> i would hate to see what allen west's hair looks like messed up. >> stephanie: yeah. they need their hair back, the

kittens have called. nick nolty called. let's go to john in portland. hi, john. >> caller: i just wanted to ask you if you were getting the sense of déjà vu like i'm. all of the [ inaudible ] gestures. back in '08 he brought in huntsman. the main reason in my opinion anyway that was the stimulus didn't get the bang for its buck because he let them water it down. he laid down for two years before he finally decided he had to fight, and he seemed to have gotten the point -- >> stephanie: but what you say is laying down, to me, you know, i think ended up in the long term being smart. i really do think he has been

playing -- what do you call it, three dimensional chess as opposed to checkers. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: bill in arlington, virginia writes just when you thing most americans are waking up thinking they are rich lap dogs some are floating the idea of sarah palin for president! [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> i can see washington from my house. >> stephanie: oh it's a party kids. ♪ yo, yo, yo ♪ >> stephanie: let's hope nobody steps forward and ruins this marvellous idea. let's hear it 2016 palin, yes! [ applause ] >> stephanie: corral you are on the "stephanie miller show."

>> caller: hi stephanie we were in the gay pride parade before i knew you were gay. i designed all of the characterings for hr puff and stuff. >> no, way! >> caller: yes. sid kroft originally refused to use that because he thought it was too phallic, but the reason i called stephanie is i wanted to tell you that you made reference earlier to -- i work in the industry obviously -- and you made reference earlier to the younger people, even the younger republicans being more aware or wanting to change it -- or being capable of changing or improving things. i have got to tell you, i'm 66, and these sociopaths in office

do not represent my generation because we're losing everything we worked 60-some-odd years for, so i just wanted to mention -- >> stephanie: in what way? >> caller: i know. i know. >> stephanie: what are you talking about? >> caller: oh, in what way? no, i mean the people that -- in the republican party do not represent -- you were talking about the older generation -- >> stephanie: right. >> caller: well, we're a little [ inaudible ] obviously at 66 but those people that are in office are -- that's socioopthy that's not -- that's just complete -- they are completely dismissing our values and -- and our rights and so on and so forth. >> stephanie: we need to go back to the values of hr puff and stuff. >> absolutely witchy poo. >> the woman who played witchy

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>> well, look what the hall cat dragged in. >> no i'm -- >> announcer: stephanie miller. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. thirty-four minutes after the hour. this is from news minks jacki schechner. governor fallin from oklahoma said she is not going to install obamacare because it is going to cost oklahoma people $400 million. and jacki said last year the

governor rejected money in federal funding to set up the exchange. now she's like -- cost too much money! what kind of idiot would have -- >> turned down $54 million. >> stephanie: wow, some people have been listening to me entirely too long and know entirely too many fun facts about me. i think i mentioned my 8th grade science fair project at some point. >> yeah, sea monkeys. >> stephanie: and the light went out the night before, and they all died -- >> so you stirred the water -- >> stephanie: right, when the judges came by to make it look like they were swimming, and they were all just kind of flopping.

julie has a testimonial to soda stream. steph the bubble could have done the work. [ applause ] >> stephanie: if only i had soda stream in eighth grade. >> or you could just put some sprite in the water, or back then it was 7-up. >> stephanie: or tab. >> right. >> stephanie: tom in new mexico you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, tom. >> caller: hello, hello. thank you for my phone call. first of all i appreciate the call and also agree with the representative from ohio everything he said. >> stephanie: tim ryan. he is awesome. >> caller: and i think we should push the republican party to the very brink and put their feet to the fire. after all the democrats have won, and they should go for all out if they can and this should

be based on compromise all the way from the decoration of independence, and the constitution, and the democrats need to go all the way as much as they can. >> the republicans view of compromise is you do what we want, and shut up. >> stephanie: exactly. however, the headline mitt romney aid, we need more tax revenue. oh, now? >> now a warning? >> stephanie: really? mitt romney's top economic advisor went about face on month pushing for raising more tax money from the rich. >> so that means i really won, right? [ mocking laughter ] >> stephanie: he said we just had an election we're going to have to have some compromise. we have to figure out how to raise revenue without killing the economy.

so he through in some more of his bad ideas. he also say solving the nation's deficit problem will require more than upper class tax hikes. it's really all about spending cuts, when you do fiscal consolidations like mitt romney does, yes, it's all about cutting jobs -- >> cutting jobs and getting rid of social security and medicare. >> stephanie: yeah you know, cutting the fat. it's time for -- >> wheel of right-wing hypocrites! ♪ >> stephanie: christian pro family attorney indicted on child pornography. they accused her -- >> her? >> stephanie: of aledgedly driving [ inaudible ] film her having sex. >> oh! oh! >> stephanie: that's so many

layers of oh! >> oh! >> oh, my god! >> stephanie: she has been linked to a right-wing's lawyer group that advocates for religious liberty, the sanctity of life and religious liberty. she has five counts of sexually exploiting the child and one point -- >> but she's a christian so she is forgiven. so she's fine. you are good. nothing to worry about. >> stephanie: wow! newty, newt gingrich frankly -- >> frankly. >> stephanie: he said [ inaudible ] mitt romney should have gotten together with his billion air supporters and simply out did president obama. >> give them more gifts -- >> stephanie: however, he says if it had been that simple my

question would be why didn't you out bid him? if buying the electorate was the key, he could have gotten together and said buy more gifts. he is a big idea man. he is mr. moon colony. and he hates mitt romney with the heat of [ inaudible ] white hot suns which is always fun to watch. let's go to amy in wisconsin. >> caller: hi, i had a comment of my own, but i was just listening to you, and it popped into my mind that wasn't mitt romney literally like the boy scouts of america? the christian people that were abusing kids? >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: but i'm still getting robo calls asking for money for mike huckabee and mitt romney wanting money for the candidacy, like still for president, still getting the robo calls.

>> stephanie: awesome. >> i'm ex-tea party, and i'm anti-tea party now. it's almost like the connections they have, the upper management tea party or whatever. it's almost like they want to keep you just to get your money or something. that's why i'm like anti-tea party now. they are a little weird and cultish, and it's scaring me. >> stephanie: welcome to the light. and stay with us. [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> when you can't talk to your children, and when politics is too bad when one side like republicans are lying too much, you can't tell the children that's what i wanted to tell

you. >> so maybe mitt could win retroactively. >> stephanie: sure. wow wee. okay. check out that picture of him pumping gas, and think about that guy being president. michael in indy -- look at the look in his eyes. michael in indiana, hello, michael. >> caller: stephanie, it is an honor to talk to you. i have listened to you for years. i live in northwest indiana a little speck of blue way up in the corner. i'm not from indiana. it's like a confederate wang. >> chicago east. >> thank you. >> you are even in a different time zone than the rest of the state. >> i am fourth generation steel mill, so i have never been on a farm. i don't date cousins that kind

of thing. >> stephanie: okay. [ laughter ] >> caller: this whole hostess deal, the whole week all i saw, oh, it's the union. they are not going to take a cut. one guy on cbs sunday morning, like me and the people in manhattan saw this, and he is the one that called out the company. >> stephanie: yeah. yeah. >> caller: and it's really annoying that these hedge fund workers drive them into the ground, and blame the workers -- >> stephanie: yeah it's the same play they run every time michael. it's the union's fault. they gave a lot of concessions -- they're -- one of the partners that came together to save the auto industry along with the president, and it is infuriating. what did they pay the ceo and all of the other top executives -- >> they have gotten a bonus even

after the bankruptcy. >> caller: yeah, it is a two-party system, they are both going to get you, but at least the democrat is going to take you out tell you look pretty but the republicans are just going to start like ah screwing you. >> stephanie: thank you, you are weird, i love you. >> caller: thank you, i try. >> stephanie: from the big confederate wang in indiana. wayne hello. >> caller: stephanie we all heard the president say that [ inaudible ] the yahoo should stop stealing land on the palestineian bank and recently we heard him flip flop and say israel has the right to [ inaudible ] women and babies

in what is called self-defense. how do you defend that? you folks over there that with butt wipes for the half-white uncle tom in the oval office. >> oh, wow. >> stephanie: well i can't speak for all of the butt wipes on the show -- he slid by tee-bone. >> he did. >> stephanie: wow. okay. >> i think he is a butt wipe for lying. >> stephanie: okay. well -- i'm not going to -- it's the president. here is the president wayne. >> obama: it starts with no more missiles being fired into israel easterer to. >> stephanie: yeah, boy, see there he is that -- okay. back to the other one, wayne. all right. >> obama: there's no country on earth that would tolerate missiles raining down on its citizens from outside its

borders, so we are fully supportive of israel's right to defending itself. >> and it goes both ways. >> stephanie: you would say that, you know what? >> because i'm a butt wipe. >> stephanie: yeah. >> whatever! >> israel doesn't like missiles raining down on it, and palestine doesn't want missiles raining down on it. so it does go both ways. >> stephanie: all right. we'll be right back on the butt-wipe show. >> sweet lady gaga, that is good. >> announcer: it is the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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(vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. (vo) she's joy behar. >>current will let me say anything. [ ♪ music ♪ ] ♪ break down, come on ♪ ♪ hey ♪

♪ come on ♪ ♪ baby ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ we only got [ inaudible ] ♪ >> four minutes to save the world. >> stephanie: yep. that is it. >> i got a thing with a guy -- >> stephanie: all right. fine. selfish bastard. >> selfish butt wipe. >> stephanie: senator diane feinstein yesterday about the benghazi scandal. >> this whole process is going to be checked out. we are going to find out who made changes in the original statement. >> stephanie: yeah, can i -- you know what i'm saying?

>> i do. >> stephanie: a group -- 97 house republicans sent a letter to president obama saying susan rice mislead the nation blah, blah, blah -- that's the intelligence we had at the time -- >> and now feinstein is launching an investigation. >> stephanie: i know. senator lindsay graham. >> you want to explain to people about the benghazi situation, and you pick somebody that you admit knows nothing about what happened, so why would you pick somebody who knows nothing? you pick the person who is the most politically compliant, a good friend of yours that would read anything you gave them. >> stephanie: he is just a little -- [♪ "jeopardy" theme music ♪] >> stephanie: jim who said president obama is probably the dumbest person in america right

now? >> allen west. >> stephanie: yes! you weren't supposed to guess right. who just conceded defeat. ♪ hallelujah ♪ ♪ nah, nah, nah, nah ♪ >> stephanie: he started the name calling. >> sure. >> stephanie: we have been hearing about what all is going on in some of the red states. because somebody was talking about a really scary incident. jb writes my aunt lives in arizona, and some guy in a huge pickup roared back and smashed the rear end of her car in at the grocery store, and she has an obama bumper sticker. kevin says i drive a huge extended cap and extended bed, covered in obama bumper

stickers having long hair and looking like a psycho path has probably helped me but i have never had any problem. [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh he is not winning with grace. you we do some suggests for all of y'all twhant to succeed. >> are your vague platitudes and third-hand anecdotal facts falling on deaf here welcome succeed, or sec-deed with us in the tea party becky becky stan stan. >> your hard-earned money is yours to keep. of course there are no roads, bridges, police, fire protection, teachers hospitals, libraries, garbage pickup or suage treatment, but who cares about that government nonsense.

you'll feel like our founding fathers, as you struggle against the limits and your fellow tea baggers when provisionings get low. >> get off of my land. >> join us in -- >> again becky becky becky stan stan. >> you want to shoot your gun in any direction? go ahead. lock your wife and children in the basement? no one is asking questions. it can be free for us all. >> glen becky becky becky stan stan. >> our future is in the past. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you, boys. >> that is awesome. >> stephanie: paula broadwell is telling her friends she is

devastated by the fallout from the affair. >> although there is a bit of a -- [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: i don't think if that was the indication that she might step on a bag of vipers how -- threatened to make her go away. >> bag of vipers will do that. >> stephanie: same kind of accident that might befall karl rove. >> just saying guys like that get clumsy, when you lose $40 million. >> stephanie: sherman helmsly funeral happening nearly four minutes after his death. >> what? >> stephanie: he is finally moving on up -- moving on down actually -- it's a weekend at sherman's on his estate. >> that's sad. oh. >> stephanie: moving on down -- i'm a bad woman.

[ buzzer ] >> you are. >> stephanie: nancy reagan not worried about jane fonda playing her in the butler. fonda said i sent some questions to her and she answered them. they had me doing some things that weren't very nice and i said if this really happened i'll do it but if not i won't. she said back when she was feisty, she wasn't nice to me. we all mellow. [ applause ] >> stephanie: get who this petraeus scandal has been really good for? porn star jill kelly. retired porn star jill kelly -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: star of weapons of

masturbation. she got a sweet deal because of her name's recent exposure she is going to host a military-themed porn marathon. >> bringing out the big guns. >> stephanie: right. >> okay then. it's so weird, i passed a vivid building every day on my way home. >> stephanie: yeah, the girl on girl sex not mentioned in the bible, so god and vivid have the same policy. hot girl on girl. >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: oh, i through my own train of thought off. we'll see you tomorrow -- >> it will be even weirder tomorrow. and hal will be here too. >> stephanie: yes. we'll see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show." ♪